Welcome to the Mutterings and Such Thing.
This is a kind of a collection of things from places all combinated into one large mass of stupidity. Althought it's mostly just twatters pulled in from Twitter.
My name is Phil. Although I am known as Peter and Fluffy. And sometimes even Arse. It depends on who you ask. I'm old (28 29!), work as a front end web developerdesignertype and do I.T. consultationishness. I aspire to be rich, famous, muscular, tall and not a total arse.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, combing my hair eastwards, jumping around in circular motions, eating chocolate through straws and complaining. Or maybe just complaining. And being sarcastic & cynical. Oh, and spreading the wrath and disgust of 28 29 years of a darkened soul, wallowing in it's own self-pity and high moral lowgrounds.
Or something.
Hear me out here. I’m sure that this song: http://t.co/DUyADpl is the same tune as this one: http://t.co/jR0HuHR
Cher is fucking shit. White girl can’t rap. Or sing actually. Or draw eyebrows too for that matter. Chav.
Christ, the X factor is boring and shit.