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This year is fast becoming the worst one I’ve ever had.

Dog walking at 1.30am because Oscar has dicky tummy.

Dog walking at 1.30am because Oscar has dicky tummy.

Hope Blackpool hammer them. No pun intended.

Fed up of being ill on days I book as holidays.

Jags should definitely be in that squad. #englandfail

Field http://t.co/mef0iCGj

Railway bridge http://t.co/sFXag1Dz

@Squirrelphile not about the pooping. You know what I mean!

@Squirrelphile good luck!

Pitch invasion http://t.co/oma4cnQk

@foxy81 We’ll stick to pints then, eh?

@foxy81 I seem to recall a pint was a good £470 or so!

@foxy81 quite tempted to sell my body to make the money to get to Wembley! Not worth much like, but gotta start somewhere!

@foxy81 quite tempted to sell my body to make the money to get to Wembley! Not worth much like, but gotta start somewhere!

@foxy81 I just hope that for once, just once we carry that performance on to Wembley.

And for those Quinn haters, he was immense. Ran his tiny little legs into the ground. Awesome.

Porter thoroughly deserved his goal. Worked tirelessly, took a right beating from their defenders and got nothing from the referee.

COYRAWW!! http://t.co/OBvb1gnc

Absolutely great night. The result never felt in doubt once we kicked off. The referee tried really hard to give the game to Stevenage.

@foxy81 Stupid question, but are you at the match tonight? Me and our kid are in the standard if you’re anywhere nearby!

@chaostangent Ah noooooo! On the positive side – at least it was found now instead of too late!

@RogerQuimbly Kim Jong-feelbetter. Kim Jong-il.

I likey Foo Fighters – Everlong – http://t.co/lZdnODOO

Everlong is pure, unadulterated sex in a song. And the video is brilliant too: http://t.co/lZdnODOO

Everlong is pure, unadulterated sex in a song. And the video is brilliant too: http://t.co/lZdnODOO

When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again?

You start a conversation you can’t even finish. You’re talking a lot but you’re not saying anything!

I watched this on vimeo: DELTA HEAVY – ‘Get By’ (official video) http://t.co/nOSYglCS and it was good.

I likey Perfume – Desktop Disco – Global HP Motion Graphics Vol 3 – http://t.co/56tjCBkL

I likey Perfume – Desktop Disco – Global HP Motion Graphics Vol 3 – http://t.co/56tjCBkL

I watched this on vimeo: SubWars http://t.co/GzlPbEH7 and it was good.

I watched this on vimeo: SubWars http://t.co/GzlPbEH7 and it was good.

Philm 2012: The Thing (original): A bunch of people in the snow burn and blow up lots of stuff to try and kill what could be any of them.

One of the oldest buildings in Sheffield http://t.co/H6wQn7rm

One of the oldest buildings in Sheffield http://t.co/H6wQn7rm

Although I might have to watch the highlights just to see all those crying “fans”.

Yawn. Just another premier league title bought. At least in wasn’t Man U or Chelsea though.

Yawn. Just another premier league title bought. At least in wasn’t Man U or Chelsea though.

Modern English is Easy: Fun + underpants = funderpants

Philm 2012: Killer Elite: Jason Statham is a hired killer out to save his mate Bobby De Niro. Based on a true story only with actors in it.

Philm 2012: Killer Elite: Jason Statham is a hired killer out to save his mate Bobby De Niro. Based on a true story only with actors in it.

Philm 2012: 7 Lives: Danny Dyer plays Danny Dyer in this incredibly boring shit film about parallel universes which is boring and shit.

Philm 2012: 7 Lives: Danny Dyer plays Danny Dyer in this incredibly boring shit film about parallel universes which is boring and shit.

Philm 2012: The Guard: Quasi-racist Irish Policeman forced to help black American agent solve crime in quiet Irish town.

Philm 2012: The Guard: Quasi-racist Irish Policeman forced to help black American agent solve crime in quiet Irish town.

@chaostangent That. Is. Bizarre. I was enjoying the heaviness of it, but then the weird 10 year old pop parts were just… random!

@chaostangent That. Is. Bizarre. I was enjoying the heaviness of it, but then the weird 10 year old pop parts were just… random!

I likey Planet Earth’s Northern Hemisphere – http://t.co/YUE579Qb

@OwenHeather Cheers for the follow and mention!

@Disappointweets never fails to disappoint? Sure sounds like it shouldn’t not ever be good. I just don’t know nothing about double negatives

@SteeryBlade cheers for the #ff !

@foxy81 I don’t think there’s all that many people that can call you that is there?!!?

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @deanobri1968 @aganablade and finally (I think!) incredibly tall brother-in-law @foxy81

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @deanobri1968 @aganablade and finally (I think!) incredibly tall brother-in-law @foxy81

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @SU_Sophie_FC @JohnPemboJnr @chapell31 @telkennedy @kyle28walker @kylieAnnEvans @Knaughts88 @DannyPhilly

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @SU_Sophie_FC @JohnPemboJnr @chapell31 @telkennedy @kyle28walker @kylieAnnEvans @Knaughts88 @DannyPhilly

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @SteeryBlade @PaddysMad @livvyrhodes @woodhousecurtis @phoenixblade1 @SUFC_tweets @s24su @Lecsinel_JF

#ff #weareallbladesarentwe @SteeryBlade @PaddysMad @livvyrhodes @woodhousecurtis @phoenixblade1 @SUFC_tweets @s24su @Lecsinel_JF

@bobbyllew Everything I read on your blog is somehow translated into the “Kryten” voice in my head. Reminds me of: http://t.co/zWVYuoLy

@_HelenCulver_ happy birthday shitface!

@livvyrhodes Use @ifttt instead and connect everything to everything!

I likey Transformer Version8 – http://t.co/4oRirRGD

@cramptonious Glad it’s working well for you!

I likey The Stotts Interview Sting – http://t.co/1azgDQmF

Genius! RT @tjholowaychuk hahaha http://t.co/jEPljHQI

@cramptonious Thanks for recommending my extra!

Attack of the Will http://t.co/cK5nPrxG

X factor pizza is far better than the programme http://t.co/hvQxUpxe

X factor pizza is far better than the programme http://t.co/hvQxUpxe

@kyle28walker once a blade, always a blade. Legend.

@kyle28walker once a blade, always a blade. Legend.

Rckt HQ http://t.co/0Gm3bvRD

Rckt HQ http://t.co/0Gm3bvRD

So now I’m starting on Blackadder. So far the first series is poor. Must have only ever watched the good ones as don’t remember these at all

It’s a real shame that series 8 had such a poor ending. What were they thinking sticking the grim reaper in there? Gash.

Apparently series 10 on the way this year… Hope it’s more series 3/4/5 than 7/8 though.

Finished off Red Dwarf. Series 7 & 8 aren’t as bad as I remember.

Sunny/not so sunny http://t.co/qh2SATLJ

Tasty. http://t.co/woSV7Vow

Tasty. http://t.co/woSV7Vow

@s24su like throwing two dice and getting two sixes? Got to happen eventually!

But that would have been a bit of a mouthful. Game of Thrones is a bit shorter.

…The Yorkshireman, The Shit Heir, The Bitty Sister, The Asbestos Queen, Sarah Connor Queen and The King of Tesco”.

It should been called “The Eunuch, The Dwarf, The Bastard, The Cripple, The Coward, The Tomboy, The Whoremaster…

Several people told me it was brilliant. Usually a recommendation like that means something is likely to be shit. But no, it was brilliant.

But I didn’t have a clue what dragon queen white hair woman and husband and tribe were saying at any point. Which was quite awkward.

Which is annoying because DVDs either subtitle or they don’t. But since 90% was in Yorkshire I didn’t need them.

Only figured out in episode 8 that I could turn subtitles on for the “foreign language” parts. That should be automatic.

Game of Thrones series 1 episode 9: best subtitling ever. http://t.co/Cp4nSVsl

Dashing. http://t.co/fRtkcFc7

Dashing. http://t.co/fRtkcFc7

@Barefootjunkie Love my #fivefinger Seeyas. Proper comfy! http://t.co/9bFR820L

I likey Berkeley Ridiculously Automated Dorm (BRAD) – http://t.co/nSsYc99s

@aganablade I’m hoping amongst hope… Exeter 0 – 3 SUFC, Snorters 1 – 2 Wycombe Mighty Wanderers. Party for the bank holiday.

@rainnwilson It depends if you’re a Yorkshireman or not! Although there’s no ‘H’ in Hell if you are. “An ‘ell’s Angel”

@djreid90 I understand congratulations are in order sir. Well done mister!

I likey Jimmy Carr VS Hecklers – ULTIMATE 10 minute Comedy Compliation! Must see – HecklerBlog – http://t.co/Ti8WqYfL

Crusty homemade bread. Nom nom. http://t.co/hqioEsiw

Rimmer: Step up to red alert. Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Brilliant app review. Please bear in mind this is for a GPS navigation app. http://t.co/4xc9T1IV

“@MudCrab_Sheff: The Mud Crab triple pattie best burger in the world ! http://t.co/5XQyphBt” TRIPLE. PATTIE.

@Walkerpw “We’re not conceited enough to think we were going up automatically. You have to prepare.” Spot on.

@MudCrab_Sheff Will you be posting menus on your website?

@chaostangent try looking at more pretty ladies to see if nearby cats are inadvertantly scared by it.

@chaostangent not been able to sleep much so still pretty tired! Last night was fairly horrific.

@chaostangent I’ve managed to eat this evening and am keeping it down so far! Fingers crossed!

Deer head http://t.co/X2chNISH

Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

Boss suggested I go and check, but I think gang mentality and big sticks will work better.

Boss suggested I go and check, but I think gang mentality and big sticks will work better.

Think there’s ghosts upstairs. Just heard someone walking about a couple of minutes ago and we’re the only people in the building.

Think there’s ghosts upstairs. Just heard someone walking about a couple of minutes ago and we’re the only people in the building.

@PaddysMad Hopefully they’ll keep her.

No one cares when you are wrong but I’ve been at this far too long to act like that when we should be in perfect harmony. I stand corrected.

So dry your hollow eyes and let’s go down to the water.

This is not the time or place for us speak like this. Even if I had the thought I’d never dream of it.

It really doesn’t matter who the next England manager is, they all pick the same shit. Get someone with the balls to pick a proper team.

Random @rcktsheffield HQ Pic number two http://t.co/VxdwLUFl

Random @rcktsheffield HQ Pic http://t.co/161ei5aD

@MudCrab_Sheff I’m a connoisseur of lovely burgers. Do you have a menu I can drool over for the next few days?! PS – Thanks for the follow!

And noone seems to notice anything is different!

I love how between Red Dwarf 2 & 3 Holly has a sex change, Kryten turns up again as a different actor and the ship is different inside.

Today’s routine: Take dogs for a walk. Get back, dry them off with hair dryer and towels. Put coat on radiator. Wait a while. Repeat. Fun.

Lovely weather.

@jimbarter Cue imminent hosepipe ban.

@TicBot bet he weighed same like do what how eye man scrotum scrape!

@TicBot over there by the sunny delight shiny gastropod jumble sale tauntaun man face.

@TicBot cup of mildly string weak gruffnut hopscotch weld.

@TicBot cup of mildly string weak gruffnut hopscotch weld.

@TicBot It would look better deep blue sea by the daffodils on top

@TicBot I would but I fear his wig doubles sideways pepperoni sheepdog.

@TicBot falafel humongous joinery course Tuesday

@TicBot falafel humongous joinery course Tuesday

Foggy morning http://t.co/MVGXWcUn

Foggy morning http://t.co/MVGXWcUn

Rubbish http://t.co/q4Eho4go

Rubbish http://t.co/q4Eho4go

If you’re not registered for @klout, check it out! http://t.co/RPqXeziF

@chaostangent fixed now. Please forgive me, Sir John!

Oscar http://t.co/uQWV93Ua

Look at that mush! http://t.co/jlZhVbY5

Argh! It’s bright! http://t.co/PRbPFtxZ

Laid out, chilling http://t.co/Z78ssGwk

Chilling together http://t.co/sIUgaJk9

Cute little bugger http://t.co/MbEiMLUN

@chaostangent my bad! Ifttt task crossover!

Instagrammage: Look at that mush! http://t.co/jlZhVbY5

Instagrammage: Argh! It’s bright! http://t.co/PRbPFtxZ

Instagrammage: Laid out, chilling http://t.co/Z78ssGwk

Instagrammage: Chilling together http://t.co/sIUgaJk9

Instagrammage: Cute little bugger http://t.co/MbEiMLUN

Instagrammage: Cute little bugger http://t.co/JJ3rxRaS

Oscar snuffling http://t.co/o8ovcC2b

Cute little bugger http://t.co/JJ3rxRaS

Sunny garden http://t.co/KQyTxKVh

Sunning it http://t.co/IQfk6xoz

Travelling laughing Mary http://t.co/4OzZ5bu9

Travelling laughing Mary http://t.co/4OzZ5bu9

Instagrammage: Oscar snuffling http://t.co/o8ovcC2b

Instagrammage: Sunny garden http://t.co/KQyTxKVh

Instagrammage: Sunny garden http://t.co/KQyTxKVh

Instagrammage: Sunning it http://t.co/IQfk6xoz

Instagrammage: Sunning it http://t.co/IQfk6xoz

Instagrammage: Travelling laughing Mary http://t.co/4OzZ5bu9

Instagrammage: William plays it cute. http://t.co/bbm45Isq

William plays it cute. http://t.co/bbm45Isq

@foxy81 We’re on DD somewhere, mebbes see you for a pint before kick off?

Horrible Tossers #wankfilms

Wankenstein #wankfilms

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Fuckery #wankfilms

Rimmer (as Kochanski): “Look, look I’m a bit out of sorts at the moment. I’m having a woman’s period.”

It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere. I’m all alone – more or less. Let me fly far away from here.

“What does it feel like?” “Death? Like being on holiday with a group of Germans.”

Just started watching first ever episode of Red Dwarf. Awesome. Still.

There’s a spanner in the works you know, you gotta step up your game to make to the top. So go!

I likey Old Spice | I Can Do Anything – http://t.co/xqZItMjm

I likey James Rolfe (AVGN) Busts a Gut – http://t.co/u9IOo3nc

@SteeryBlade Had to follow… hou have my dad’s name. And you’re a blade. And you have an awesome dog.

@jimbarter saw this earlier on today… devastated it’s not available over here! Damn you again, Pizza Hut!!!

@jimbarter saw this earlier on today… devastated it’s not available over here! Damn you again, Pizza Hut!!!

Damn you, Pizza Hut!!! http://t.co/4Vm0iskM

Quality Google homepage this morning.

I likey Premiers morceaux de banane pour Loango – Bébé Mangabey Couronné. 23ème jour – http://t.co/1dCA8fgn

Philm 2012: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: Yawn. But Gary Oldman does a good impression of “I was very, very drunk” halfway through the film.

The BBC way: Figure out what Simon Cowell is doing next and give it a posher name.

Philm 2012: 51: Ever wanted to see an alien that looks a bit like it’s wearing front stilts like those weird things out of Return to Oz? No?

Philm 2012: Source Code: Donnie Darko plays some dead dude who’s dead. And still dead at the end only Hollywood can’t have unhappy films.

Philm 2012: Dead Heads: Could have been an awesome but turned into a shitfest of I love my ex-girlfriend whose dad shot me in the head.

Philm 2012: Dead Heads: Could have been an awesome but turned into a shitfest of I love my ex-girlfriend whose dad shot me in the head.

Why can’t we, for once, just do it the fucking easy way?

@s24su Where are the MKFranchise supporters?

@_HelenCulver_ and @Lottiekins didn’t enjoy CA at all. They can’t even remember the story because they were too busy looking at his boobies.

Philm 2012: Unknown. Imagine “Taken”, only in Germany instead of France, and figuring out who the hell he is instead of rescuing offspring.

Philm 2012: Attack the Block: “Gangsters” versus “Aliens”. It was more shit than abduction. And that’s really saying something. Shocking.

Philm 2012: Captain America. Skinny man wears Chris Evans’ head for 20 minutes, Agent Smith has a red head, and the ending is shit.

Philm 2012: Captain America. Skinny man wears Chris Evans’ head for 20 minutes, Agent Smith has a red head, and the ending is shit.

Philm 2012: Limitless. Drugs are bad, mmkkay? Unless they make you really clever so you can do shit, yeah. But don’t stop takin’ ‘em!

Philm 2012: Limitless. Drugs are bad, mmkkay? Unless they make you really clever so you can do shit, yeah. But don’t stop takin’ ‘em!

Philm 2012: Abduction. Werewolf from Twilight has Black Ops dad and runs around a lot and the main girl has massive eyebrows.

Philm 2012: Abduction. Werewolf from Twilight has Black Ops dad and runs around a lot and the main girl has massive eyebrows.

Philm 2012: Horrible Bosses. They picked the right bosses, but the film was shit.

Philm 2012: Troll Hunter. Like Blair Witch project only swap witches for trolls and the ending for a different one.

@foxy81 He made a bunch of money from good films, then starred in a bunch of shit ones then had a baby with a spice girl, then buggered off.

‘shopping skills. Mostly very good. http://t.co/IxFUSvow

@aganablade Im hoping for another 5-2! Piling on the goal difference

@aganablade Im hoping for another 5-2! Piling on the goal difference

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! http://t.co/erMpjc3r

Tourette’s Biscuit Hero. Biscuit. More power to her. http://t.co/G2Ui1tZp

I’m fine. http://t.co/NkdmnRwz

I likey Dumt & Farligt – Phantom Flex Highlights – 1080p – http://t.co/Ek4mIzOg

I likey Dumt & Farligt – Phantom Flex Highlights – 1080p – http://t.co/Ek4mIzOg

I watched this on vimeo: ALPHABETIC http://t.co/zxU4b54Z and it was good.

@splittingred How long does it usually take to get an Extra approved? I don’t seem to have conf. email but do have long sub. ref. number?

I likey What If ‘Jaws’ Was A Disney Movie? – http://t.co/cmHgIkVS

@foxy81 FTW!

@foxy81 FTW!

@foxy81 FTW!

@foxy81 FTW!

@foxy81 Agreed. Hoping to be there for it too!

I likey speed painting – just one in a thousand – http://t.co/Bi8Q7dX1

I likey Rage Comics – In Real Life – http://t.co/IejqxtLM

I likey Titanic SUPER 3D – http://t.co/RLxLTPGd

I likey Titanic SUPER 3D – http://t.co/RLxLTPGd

Feel rough as a badger’s arse. Sniffles, sore throat, fatigue and a massive headache. It’s been a wonderful weekend.

@chaostangent look! New robot feet! http://t.co/qlhdr1gK

I likey Watch Where You Walk – http://t.co/OfjkY8qm

I like Yo Dawg (http://t.co/53bnb3w8) via http://t.co/mKGXLPhp

I likey Plot Device – http://t.co/9yiFSke1

I likey A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE – http://t.co/a9VKMTVi

@ncrossland It’s a whopping 3.665 feet of hot dog!!! All that’s missing is cheese in the stuffed crust with it!

@ncrossland That. Looks. Awesome.

Brilliant! http://t.co/T349kATu via @kazjones

Delicious bookmark added: Get started quickly and easily with a basic HTML5 template. Includes Modernizr and oth… http://t.co/90jbicuV

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It’s my birthday. Buy me beer!

Waiting for the train and there’s a man who looks like John Cleese with a mullet sat near me!

I likey HAPPY WHEELS – FUNNY MOMENTS MONTAGE – http://t.co/e3iUsgwa

@impymcwimpy Surely Hot Dogs shouldn’t have been on that list? But Christ – Pork Brains?! Cheeseburger?! *retch* *boke*

I know the Dollar Shave club one is old but I never added it to my YouTube favourites. Bookmarking fail.

I likey WTF Reporter – http://t.co/sUrUTq13

I likey http://t.co/A3NCD1Vf – Our Blades Are F***ing Great – http://t.co/MmsybjLS

I likey http://t.co/A3NCD1Vf – Our Blades Are F***ing Great – http://t.co/MmsybjLS

@kazjones You seem pretty calm and quiet at the moment… is this the calm before the storm? :-S

I like brick2.jpg (http://t.co/p2uHZjje) via http://t.co/vJZn6MlM

I likey “I’m Too Old For This Sh*t” – http://t.co/BQLJeCDl

Delicious bookmark added: http://t.co/ILlj7rlr

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@PaddysMad Maybe you should stew a toastie, or boil a crumpet, or grill a toenail, or toast a stew instead?

@PaddysMad Maybe you should stew a toastie, or boil a crumpet, or grill a toenail, or toast a stew instead?

Perfect YouTube video for National Cleavage Day (erm, if you’re Jewish?) http://t.co/HHQln539

Perfect YouTube video for National Cleavage Day (erm, if you’re Jewish?) http://t.co/HHQln539

I likey “Silent Era” Back to the Future – Doc Brown to the Resuce – http://t.co/GqllNfVM

Evans, Beattie, Williamson and others enjoying coffee at Starbucks on Ecclesall Rd this lunch! http://t.co/i9YqXpGy

I like Government Plot? (http://t.co/vKgtDulp) via http://t.co/gqeswUD7

I feel dim. Been saying tender hooks for years! Muppet. http://t.co/BwCmOTnZ

I feel dim. Been saying tender hooks for years! Muppet. http://t.co/BwCmOTnZ

Also http://t.co/MaS7rJER and http://t.co/ky2sx855

Also http://t.co/MaS7rJER and http://t.co/ky2sx855

CashConverters have no sense of humour AT ALL. Check this site out before it gets removed: http://t.co/h2zEdrW9

Delicious bookmark added: http://t.co/gqeswUD7

Chances of this being as awesome as the classified ad? http://t.co/P3vRscTj

More about the Batman man. What a legend. http://t.co/7mzgYENV

E.P.I.C.W.I.N. again.

Fighting crime with a partner Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter… Whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ooooo!!

A former cop undercover just got shot, now recovered. Why?!

Meeting John Dale Jr., winked an eye and point a finger. Why?!

Peter’s pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper. Why?!

I likey Staring Contest – http://t.co/ooReHfK5

I likey Just a Bit crazy – http://t.co/4cpUHTsh

I likey BATMAN CHILLING IN HIS LAMBO – http://t.co/jClxsMQs

Batman chilling in his lambo. http://t.co/lvUQXQGm http://t.co/wdTvoA3o

I likey Perpetual Ocean [1080p] – http://t.co/NjKbNUEW

I wish I had these MC skillz. ROFFFFFFFLE! http://t.co/ANEoYEgh

I like Computer Repairs (http://t.co/Efh7Rq57) via http://t.co/Efh7Rq57

@ThePorterBrook Really??

I’m so awesome. I’m working to Huey Lewis and the News. Hah. Yeah.

Philm 2012: Transformers – The Dark Side of the Moon: Special effects 9/10, Story 2/10, Boredom 8/10, Megan Fox replacement 4/10

Philm 2012: Old Boy: Could have been really good. Really failed towards the end. Such a shame.

Boss at work just sent us this link. Two words. Awe. Some. http://t.co/gADLOn4P

William and Oscar: Good Citizen Dog Award silver. Get in!

Philm 2012: The Joneses: A family of not-family members move in to sell stuff to people. And then the pretend mummy and daddy fall in love.

Philm 2012: Helldriver: Imagine Power Rangers but a zombie film and in Japanese. And imagine a car made out of zombie parts. Yeah?

Philm 2012: The Informers: Read my review for Species, only swap Natasha Henstridge for Amber Heard and swap an alien for the 1980s.

Philm 2012: Battle Los Angeles: Imagine Independence Day only swap the main black guy for a white guy and swap the planes for feet.

Philm 2012: Everything Must Go: Will Ferrell. Acting. Like, mostly seriously. Played.

Philm 2012: The Lost Bladesman: Fightin’ ‘n’shit. Yeah.

More on the Facebook thing: http://t.co/uWGPlm3r

Damn straight. For once Facebook is right! http://t.co/PJXPYiby

On a work’s school trip!

Eh? A football club resort island? What? Bleak. http://t.co/YCseY2Fl

Google Reader – powered by wizards? http://t.co/pKpK0s2d

Sad to see the Tiguan go (’twas a beast!), but nice to have my lovely 9-3 back

Big Lol. via @b3ta_links : http://t.co/oPweuNBt

I watched this on vimeo: Surface detail http://t.co/92GkdbFE and it was good.

I watched this on vimeo: Temple (01/12) http://t.co/5h1Ky0aJ and it was good.

I watched this on vimeo: Octoframe Scaffold (06/12) http://t.co/ZqEMPutm and it was good.

I watched this on vimeo: Pentagonal (07/12) http://t.co/3Hykdcm3 and it was good.

@lalalaliane Hiiiiiiiiiii!

Perfect follow on from the earlier otters link! “@qikipedia: Here are some adorable David Mitchell-esque koalas http://t.co/0fchwzgx”

I like Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch (http://t.co/0hal8xka) via http://t.co/0hal8xka

I watched this on vimeo: CONFRONTATION MASHUP http://t.co/B8FP3671 and it was good.

Anatomy of gadgets. Quality illustrations. http://t.co/ZxuItGgE

Movie Poster Cliches. http://t.co/0lNCbT1Q I thought i’d posted something similar a while ago but I cannae remember.

I watched this on vimeo: Walter & Calvin http://t.co/bcyv8R8b and it was good.

@PaddysMad Xavi thinks he’s Kevin McDonald!

I likey WRECKING_CREW_ORCHESTRA 20120208EL – http://t.co/t5llH3hG

Half of Broomhall Rd closed by police due to what looks like massive fallen over tree straight across the road.

@chaostangent Like the new avatar pic. More squirrel needed.

‘Cause I’m the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy. I’m the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac.

I likey かぼちゃに体当たり☆円山動物園レッサーパンダ – http://t.co/v39dWLrR

Why don’t more apps have an “Awesome” button?? http://t.co/Rp6rFr2H

Attention: Soap operas are as dangerous as violent films and games! http://t.co/xYheIxee

Attention: Soap operas are as dangerous as violent films and games! http://t.co/xYheIxee

I likey HILARIOUS – Dog takes a dump on TV – http://t.co/xXYaFSRF

I likey Brene Brown: The power of vulnerability – http://t.co/lvKc6mZc

I likey Susan Cain: The power of introverts – http://t.co/irM57sKJ

I likey AC Transit Bus Fight Ends badly – http://t.co/j5V3r3wb

New Danny Trejo film is basically that YouTube video just posted. Only longer, and with more fighting. http://t.co/hCZIVE5i

HOW TO FREAK OUT!! AND GO CRAZY!! http://t.co/EXaUSTvX

Can’t remember where I just found this from, but it’s a good little idea: http://t.co/7PiFbKHp

I likey Tim Minchin’s Storm the Animated Movie – http://t.co/qVv1kVd5

@h0bx – You’ll probably appreciate the YouTube vid I posted earlier – Storm by Tim Minchin. Give it a watch!

The happiest animals in the world: http://t.co/O5CwVORA via @chaostangent

Barely Feral – Cat Porn. (SFW – don’t worry it’s not porn!) http://t.co/e9QBmgKW

Best response ever to an email I sent to @chaostangent : “Once you provide me with some nouns I will schedule you in.”

First half tonight: Abysmal. Second half tonight: Outstanding. First goal was a very very shmexy little passage of play.

@foxy81 From Lord Hoooooof to Sir Hoooof. Well it’s partly a step up. Isn’t it?!?

Radio Sheffield’s Football Heaven tonight is like the sound of a million suicidal piggies!

@SheffCouncil any chance of filling the potholes on Collegiate Crescent and Broomhall Road in? They’re big enough to swallow small animals.

Nice idea. But will it ever take off? http://t.co/ioh4g9Pb

@djreid90 Happy Birthday mister!

Super Shmexy http://t.co/AUThv1zs – Go and play with it!

What an absolutely stonking start to the new week. Or not. http://t.co/xlDjJhGC

I likey Revenge of the nerd – http://t.co/Vf9tYcS5

@foxy81 The way I look at it is that if you recognise the name of a referee – there’s a good chance it’s because he’s crap.

@Walkerpw @foxy81 What a way to ruin a match before a ball has even been kicked.

Just a few web browsers and testy tools! Need moar! http://t.co/TJGtjOoA

I watched this on vimeo: stereo skifcha http://t.co/8FjmO9Ta and it was good.

I likey 100 Greatest Nicolas Cage Quotes – http://t.co/wAC6WeSj

Unfortunately I was very, very drunk… what’s that you say? New episodes of The Fast Show?! http://t.co/LT0lf3Yx

Brilliant! http://t.co/DwluOPLL

@Squirrelphile hey, I don’t make the rules! Lasagne also doesn’t rhyme with “queen”, “cream” and “green”. But that didn’t stop Noel did it?!

@Squirrelphile it’s a little bit more like “Lass-anne-yerrr” really.

While we’re living the dreams we had as children fade away.

What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea. I’ll pick you up at half past three, we’ll have lasagne.

@Squirrelphile Can’t imagine he would taste very good?

Come on you Red and White Wizaaaaaaaaaaaards!!!

It seems that the populous seem to think that the “public” part of “public toilet” means piss all over the floor and toilet seat.

I can think of a fair few teams I’d like to see this happen to: http://t.co/pan8kvrY

I watched this on vimeo: Temporal Distortion http://t.co/8NVZfZGc and it was good.

Philm 2012: Super 8: Bunch of kids don’t get eaten or squashed by big human-eating-or-sqauashing alien who understands English then leaves.

Facebook is stupid. “People You May Know”, eh? More like “People You Want To Inflict Large Amounts of Pain and Destruction Upon”.

I like thebodybag_sm.jpg (JPEG Image, 400 × 519 pixels) (http://t.co/XCyZBWIc) via http://t.co/XCyZBWIc

Next on the list? http://t.co/XNSTyy9b

I like whitney_dead.jpg (JPEG Image, 400 × 523 pixels) (http://t.co/lgHmuEWH) via http://t.co/lgHmuEWH

Philm 2012: Ninja Assasin: Lots of fighting and random limbage being sliced off. Which obviously meant it was worth watching.

Philm 2012: Super: I thought this was going to be like the American Office in Spandex. I really wasn’t expecting what it actually was.

@foxy81 damn The Costner! Was he not watching her in the bath?!

We’re going to stand around ’till 2012AD. What are you waiting for? A certain shade of green?

Philm 2012: Dead Man’s Shoes: I knew what was in the suitcase before it was even opened.

Philm 2012: Freeze Frame: Lee Evans with bald head and no eyebrows films every second of his life after being falsely accused of murder.

Why is everyone so surprised that Whitney is dead? It’s been on the cards for a few years that one.

William just sent me this pic. Not sure what he’s suggesting. http://t.co/J83co43Q

Argh! Lilliputians! Lilliputians everywhere! Argh! Lilliputians! Lilliputians in my hair!

The FA still haven’t phoned. They’re obviously looking for someone else. Someone without a backbone.

Really though, what’s the point?

I likey Kristen Bell’s Sloth Meltdown – http://t.co/5lA6iwiC

I likey Waiting for a Sloth – Kristen Bell & Ellen Sing! – http://t.co/DGGtnrCr

For that money, or no money at all, I could pick a better team. #philsteerforenglandmanager you know it makes sense.

I don’t feel sorry for Capello at all. He’s done the same thing as how many other England managers? Fuck all. Still picks the same team.

@TonyCowards I wrote a joke about breasts. It wasn’t areola good one.

I likey THE FLIP SIDE (BAR) – http://t.co/FOSaHiTW

@chaostangent Probably because it’s awesome.

You’re the first to fight, you’re way too loud. You’re The flash of light on a burial shroud. I know something’s wrong.

The angry boy a bit too insane. Icing over a secret pain. You know you don’t belong.

Nobody move, nobody get hurt, they said Make one wrong move, man, you wake up dead.

It’s snowing!

Met office Yellow Snow warning for this weekend! Lols. http://t.co/LxNDbIzp

I like Billy Bonkers Photography (5) (http://t.co/mSPYY2TP) via http://t.co/RcxVKLNp

@s24su In Firefox, View > Page Style > No Style. Gets rid of the yellow nicely. Shame you can’t read the page easily though anymore!

Genius. Top read. http://t.co/zdSgutqp via @ncrossland

Weird. But also awesome. http://t.co/Vnicrote

Damn you B3ta, you beat me to it by moments! “@b3ta_links: News article title Fail: Rim jobs are dangerous http://t.co/eiSZp9Uv”

It’s currently Rain and Snow and 2C in Sheffield. Apparently.

Doesn’t look like there’s a plane flying through it to me! http://t.co/lr50jNvc

I’ll pack my bags to leave this town. Because I’m not welcome back here any more upon these shores.

Brian Eno – An Ending (Ascent) is a marvellous little piece of tune.

List of things I’ve done this weekend: 1. Nothing.

#whatsthepoint #tweetsfullofhashtags #windsmeup #notepicwinning #notfuntoread #writebettertweets #boring

What an awesome weekend this has been so far. Or not.

Banging headache. Bedtime…

Philm 2012: Cube Zero: like Cube and Cube 2 only a prequel. It’s nice that they tried to tie it into the first film but it just wasn’t them.

Decided to watch Cube Zero after having had the DVD for only nearly ten years.

I thought I’d live forever, but now I’m not so sure.

You say I only hear what I want to. You say I talk so all the time… so?

Please don’t help me. Please don’t hate me. And stop putting me down. Because I won’t ever understand.

I don’t ask why, I just fall into the meadow. I close my eyes and I wait to die.

Seems everyone was out last night and had a great time. I, on the other hand, was sat. Right here. Exactly where I am right now.

Nidge says I have cabin fever. But I’m in a house?

It’s snowing! Kind of.

I likey Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says — Shit Girls Say Parody Mofo! – http://t.co/uLXy2eY6

Skills to the G. http://t.co/2AhNms8e

Seriously? Not really surprising though. http://t.co/m3OUXBcJ

Press Freedom Index 2011 – 2012 – Interesting reading. Kind of. http://t.co/9MKxNpMO

Not so still life still life: http://t.co/3vfLdPNT

I like grammar-nazis.jpg (http://t.co/whSmRRVt) via http://t.co/AZDsFW9G

You deserve everything you get, bitch. http://t.co/03n0BDhz

“@impymcwimpy: Geek vs. Nerd: Factoids & Stats #Infographic http://t.co/5SGiZhRV” Appears I could be both. What’s that – a Gerd? A Neek?

Foot long subway melt on Italian herbs and cheese, toasted, salad, jalapeños and south west sauce. #omnomnom

If this works as well as it looks like it should, this will be very nice: http://t.co/KtnoYFvI

What an awesome start to the day.

Who then had the cheek to have a go at me and when I started to lose my rag had the further cheek to tell me to calm down.

Just nearly had my car written off by a white van man who thought that by indicating left I meant please attempt to overtake on the left.

Musical interlude: picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Random… Like an apoplectic cucumber. Like an aggressive daisy. Like a line dancing horseradish. Like an upside down upside down cake. Etcs

Bored. Like a hanging basket. Like a nun’s undercrakers. Like the Pope’s condom drawer. Like Steve Jobs’ wardrobe. Etcs.

@RealBobMortimer Awake… Like a groaning tulip. Like a drunken barnacle. Like Steve wonders eyelids. Like chewed pork chop grissle. Etcs.

Philm 2012: Fearless. Does anyone read this shit? Jet Li is well hard and some stuff happens and he becomes a better man after some bad shit

Tired. Like an overweight cactus. Like a dairy farmer’s repetitive strain. Like Steffi Graf in the women’s showers.

4 pints of like it matters, 3 bottles of what difference does it make, 2 glasses of nobody’s listening and a shot of mneh.

A whole load of who gives a fuck and what the hairy bollocks followed by a tiny parcel of shiny piss flaps in the evergreen bushes of sorrow

NSFW for the naughty swearsies… But I love this: http://t.co/Xnn9jKpF

I likey GET MONEY, TURN GAY – Songify The News – http://t.co/O0ySDjV7

I likey Illegally Parked Porsche Pays the Price – http://t.co/dgf10xyh

@RealBobMortimer You’d better act quick and search for your copy of “Gone in Sixty Seconds” then!

Beeeeaaarrrrdd! “@b3ta_links: I do hate it when this happens: http://t.co/u3z7YRS6”

Good to know that tech geeks have some sort of a sense of humour! http://t.co/772D0cUT

I don’t usually do the #ff but I’d suggest you follow @TonyCowards …

You can always trust your friends to give you well thought out, sturdy and sensible advice. http://t.co/eHH5pIIx

@_HelenCulver_ this should cheer you up! http://t.co/C8HypHQs

SOPA Author = Moron. It just gets better: http://t.co/NZfpbfny http://t.co/5tVpuTeb http://t.co/EA9TQGIp

@Lottiekins I think this one’s for you! “@TonyCowards: Have written a joke about the medial phalanx, it’s a bit near the knuckle.”

Modern English is Easy: absolutely + total + gash = absototagash

That’s some serious desperation for McNuggets! http://t.co/aPiCANao

I likey The Known Universe HD – http://t.co/jFqiqXSW

@RealBobMortimer Counsillors Cox and Evans, Mulligan & O’Hare, The Stotts “This is your life”…

@TonyCowards I must be having a slow day, that one took me a while!

Philm 2012: Drive Angry: Nic Cage plays Nic Cage in a film where he drives a lot and gets a bit angry.

Philm 2012: Legend of the Fist: When the description says “one man…” – it’s going to be good! http://t.co/I4Dcog0n http://t.co/CYDzT0Ka

I likey Comedian Movie Trailer – http://t.co/CYDzT0Ka

It’s just dropped to -4C up here. Hello Winter!

It’s just dropped to -5C up here. Hello Winter!

It’s just dropped to -2C up here. Hello Winter!

It’s just dropped to -1C up here. Hello Winter!

It’s just dropped to -4C up here. Hello Winter!

It’s just dropped to -2C up here. Hello Winter!

@ncrossland Buy yOur ViAgrA heRe! <closes> <face palm>

I likey Game Fails – Fails of the Year 2011 – http://t.co/SUwYnmVx

I watched this on vimeo: Rippled http://t.co/ffNkfaFH and it was good.

Musical Interlude: In this dirty old part of the city where the sun refuses to shine people tell me there ain’t no use in trying.

At every single moment of one’s life, one is going to be no less than what one has been ~ Oscar Wilde

Philm 2011: Cowboys and Vampires: Better than “Cowboys & Zombies”, “Vampires vs Zombies” & “Ninjas vs Vampires”. That’s not saying much.

Philm 2011: Teenage Space Vampires: So shit, even watching it at double speed and skipping through didn’t make it watchable.

Philm 2011: Ichi: Goze girl is awesome with a sword. Cue lots of slashing blindly. Quality.

Philm 2011: Aragami: Rescued wounded samurai fights Tengu, the God of Battle to the death in quasi-immortal fightage.

Philm 2011: Yo-Yo Girl Cop: A secret agent rebellious girl goes undercover in college with only a Yo-Yo as a weapon. Top Drawer cheese.

Philm 2011: 2LDK: Two actresses fight to the death over a part they’ve just auditioned for.

Philm 2011: Bad Boys: What you gonna do when they come for you? Like, shoot and kill and win and stuff.

Philm 2011: Dan in Real Life: This was actually very good, although almost a chick flick. Steve Carell is very underrated.

Philm 2011: Even though noone gives a shit what I put, here’s the rest of the films I watched last year…

I likey Future Design Laptop – Rolltop 2.0 (New Version) – http://t.co/OhllIk0O

I likey Controlled Quantum Levitation on a Wipe’Out Track – http://t.co/nGtRVpPk

I likey Imperial March on three floppy drives – http://t.co/L4fIz5Ei

Happy new year!

Merry Christmas everybody!

@Sopharina how could you not realise?!? Who else do you know that talks do much shit??!!

@Sopharina took your time!

It’s just dropped to -1C up here. Hello Winter!

A. Mazing. http://t.co/BxWZ0mVa

It’s just dropped to -1C up here. Hello Winter!