Welcome to the Mutterings and Such Thing.
This is a kind of a collection of things from places all combinated into one large mass of stupidity. Althought it's mostly just twatters pulled in from Twitter.
My name is Phil. Although I am known as Peter and Fluffy. And sometimes even Arse. It depends on who you ask. I'm old (28 29!), work as a front end web developerdesignertype and do I.T. consultationishness. I aspire to be rich, famous, muscular, tall and not a total arse.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, combing my hair eastwards, jumping around in circular motions, eating chocolate through straws and complaining. Or maybe just complaining. And being sarcastic & cynical. Oh, and spreading the wrath and disgust of 28 29 years of a darkened soul, wallowing in it's own self-pity and high moral lowgrounds.
Or something.
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Tag Archives: things people say to me
Heather tells me that there are glow in the dark cats wearing jeans that are immune to AIDS because of a jellyfish.
The Continuing Adventures of Mary Hawksworth: “You can’t beat gas for a gas fire.”
Charlie says “Sometimes being with you is like watching Eminem on The Crystal Maze.” Once again – thanks chick!
Charlie says “Phil, being with you is like living in the Crystal Maze”. Erm, thanks?
Mary: “I’m only here to make you miserable.” Me: “Good, I wouldn’t be happy otherwise!”
Mary is having Stale & Ache pie for tea.
says “My wisdom teeth started coming thru about 1920ish”. Charlie: “What?! 1920?!” No, Charlie, 19 – 20ish. Read the punctuation!