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2010 World Cup == Mostly gash with outbreaks of diving and patchy skillful goalscoring.

And both these team are a bunch of devious cheating shits too.

Spain have also missed some sitters. Best, most accomplished professionals on the planet these.

And to top it off, Howard Webb – possibly one of the worst referees on the planet – is reading this match. Good choice there. No, honestly.

What an absolutely pants final this is so far. Oh, and Robben has just missed a sitter.

So, we will have a new world champion…

Shit match, great goal.

What a match! That’s proper football, can we have some of that please English FA?

Come on Paraguay, beat those Spaniards – I’ve got a KFC raffle ticket riding on them!

Suddenly, the 4-1 (can we call it 4-2?) defeat to Germany doesn’t feel so bad… Germany to win the World Cup?

Come on Ghana!

Awww, all those broken toys. So sad, so sad…

Brazil’s “superstars” – a bunch of spoilt children. Go on, throw those toys out. Let the Orange ones dance upon them like leaves in autumn.

Hoping for Holland, Ghana, Germany, Paraguay semi finals. The “Big Countries” are starting to piss me off like the Premier League’s “Big 4″.

Is it me, or has R Kelly joined the Brazil team under the name Maicon?

Though of backing the beard until England perform admirably in competition. But don’t fancy tripping over facial hair for the next 50 years.

And another thing – I’m sick and tired of diving and feigning. All this “style” is simulating bad tackles for gain. Just play the game.

Where-o where-o where is Blatter? I’m sure he’s near the goal line but of course the technology isn’t in plce to spot him.

Moreso than this fucking vuvuzelas. And that’s really saying something.

Right, well so far 50% of 2nd round marches have been ruined by inept officials and lack of video refereeing. It’s ruined the tournament.

It’s this kind of stuff which makes it obvious why goal line and video refereeing isn’t brought in – all the big teams wouldn’t always win.

Nice to see no controversy at all in the Argentina match. Shown on the big screen too. Why not in the England match? Wonder why…?

Maybe we should get a German as our next England “coach”? Or back to the old school English manager? Seems we get further with them?

Are England ever going to win a major tournament before I die? If I die next week, then no.

Who’s fault? Players, manager,referee or all three? Damn you English media for making us think we were any good.

Is it bad to wish disease and death upon the referee and linesman?

It’s painful to admit BBC pundits talking are talking reasonable sense.

On the plus side – most of those players will have retired by the next World Cup.

I just look forward to Argentina hammering those wankers. Dejected.

It’s about time to start looking further afield than Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Spurs. Try picking players that perform!

Worst defeat in English World Cup history. Fucking great. Against a not-particularly-good Germany. England have been terrible all tournament

I could keep posting all night but needless to say this won’t be the last. We’ve been shit but we have been conned. Total joke.

Where o where o where is Shrek-o? He’s hiding somewhere. Not sure where.

I guess I was stupid to think this overpaid bunch of tossers would win the world cup. This has been an abysmal performance overall.

2-2 at half time and this would have been a completely different match. I feel somewhat cheated. FIFA, you are a bunch of twats.

How many millions of pounds have they paid Capello to make no difference to hoe shit England really are.

You know, stupidly, I thought today was going to be a good match.

Every single conceded goal – defensive mistake. Played England.

And those vu-fuck-vu-fucking-ze-fucking-zelas. Don’t even get me started. Waspy fucking plastic swarmy shitty shits.

I’m thinking of a word. It starts with a “c”. Sepp Blatter, it’s what you are. Everyone except you agrees. Goal line technology is a must.

Just like Man U never conceding a penalty at home, goal line technology – no of course it won’t happen. Because then you can’t cheat.

Epic fail referee. That was a mile in! You tosser!

E. P. I. C. F. A. I. L.

Hopefully the match will be as good as the weather. Fingers, toes and testicles crossed!

Get in! Go on Ghana!

@jcworldcuplive I’m really sad to see Italy and France go out. No, honestly. So sad, so sad…

Torres – you’re a diving, cheating bastard.

Komano for Japan runs like a Sensible Soccer player.

Go on Japan! Free kicks have been bleak so far (bar that one by the South Koreans?) – and now two excellent ones in 30 minutes!

What’s the presenter from 5th Gear doing refereeing the Germany-Ghana match?

Bombadier. Premium bitter. Drink of England. Laaaarvley.

Much better, Shrek. Much much much better.

South Africa Invasion of the England Team Bodysnatchers? How much better is this?

I’d like to think it will be a good match though… here’s hoping!

Can they do it? Do you care? Will it make any difference?

Love the flow of the Chile/Switzerland match. This referee is terrible. And how did the Swiss player get away with bring “hit in the face”?

Well played Kiwis!

Well some things never change – Italy are always diving and cheating.

Spain, Germany, and now Italy mebbes?

Unlucky Cameroon. Excellent match. Exciting like England matches, yes?

Now being thoroughly British gives me the right to be completely hypocritical should England turn it around on Wednesday. Just so you know.

I’ve sat and thought about the performance. Digested it. Mulled over individual performances. Considered facts. Let’s face it. We’re shit.

Good job the vuvuzelas are there, otherwise you’d *really* hear those boos. Load of shit.

Ok, so swap the giant for the dwarf. Leave the ogre on. Because ogres have layers remember?

Lennon is playing shit – what shall we do? I know! Let’s play his darker skinned clone! What difference has it made? None. Played.

What the fuck is up with Shrek?

For Lampard, that should have read “twat” not “year”.

Green – follow in the footsteps of all previous England number ones. The list goes on. I’m amazed the pundits thought we had played well!

Rooney – lose all ball skills and control as soon as the important games start. Johnson – overhit every cross.

Heskey – stray offside regardless of whether or not staying onside is easier. Lampard – year every free kick at the wall or over.

England players jobs for that match: Cole – pass sideways or backwards. Terry – look for sensible pass but hoof at first opportunity.

Remind me again how many thousands of pounds those “players” earn each week.

@itv sort out HD! What in god’s name are you doing? Keeps switching to SD and signal totally dropped as England scored!

How the hell do they pick Big Brother contestants? Sunshine, Shabby, Ife? Stupid name competition mebbes?

That’s it Corden, Cowell & Rascall – take a quality song and jump, shout and “sing” all over it. Ruined. #bgt #worldcup

Good job the Big Lad is giving his royalties to charity for it. Good man. #bgt #worldcup

Far too many advert breaks. #bgt this is not American TV! Aren’t you making enough Benjamins from the voting as it is?!

The dogs are ready for the World Cup. Bless ‘em.