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Mutterings and Such Things

Issue: Eleventeenish | Published Wheneverly ©

Welcome to the Mutterings and Such Thing.

This is a kind of a collection of things from places all combinated into one large mass of stupidity. Althought it's mostly just twatters pulled in from Twitter.

My name is Phil. Although I am known as Peter and Fluffy. And sometimes even Arse. It depends on who you ask. I'm old (28 29!), work as a front end web developerdesignertype and do I.T. consultationishness. I aspire to be rich, famous, muscular, tall and not a total arse.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, combing my hair eastwards, jumping around in circular motions, eating chocolate through straws and complaining. Or maybe just complaining. And being sarcastic & cynical. Oh, and spreading the wrath and disgust of 28 29 years of a darkened soul, wallowing in it's own self-pity and high moral lowgrounds.

Or something.

Tag Archives: at peeps

@_HelenCulver_ What’s this? It was waiting on my desk for me this morning…? http://t.co/cgLK2II5

@ncrossland Happy Birthday, sir! When’s the cake coming in?!

@kazjones I saw it in a documentary on BBC2!

@kazjones OK, OK. What about one of these instead then? I reckon you could squeeze this in: http://t.co/WupR7bba

Also trying to persuade @kazjones to chuck an AK-47 in for a christmas bunny elf to hold in an xmas design. Not working. Will keep trying.

@SUFC_tweets #bladesticketcomp

@Squirrelphile how very American of you. The word you’re searching for is tosser. And yes, that’s from his solicitors!

@Squirrelphile I want space coffeeeee!!!

@djreid90 It is only as awesome as you think for the first two or three boxfuls. Then, it is woefully dated.

@gregorybrothers are we likely to see “Best NASCAR Prayer Ever” and “Reality Hits You Hard Bro” on iTunes (or other store)?

@ncrossland Yep: http://t.co/S8Uae8Bw Still waiting for #ifttt to add g+ to their channels though! Mister @chaostangent is on there too!

@RealBobMortimer Pretty Normal Activity #LessScaryRemakes

@ncrossland No!, there’s a ghostly figure over your shoulder!!

@kazjones @chaosangent I’d suggest super glue for that effect!

@Lottiekins I saw this and thought of you! “@RufusHound: Dogs can’t operate the Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine (MRI), but catscan.”

“@rickygervais @RyanBound Inserting it randomly @tom_el_camino personally, I think it is easier to read at the end.” is more entertaining.

@RufusHound @DavidGArnold : I heard S&M World was even better…

@Schofe I think it went too far after the first one. One was plenty!

@ncrossland I have the same issue. I still haven’t made a site on pretendpsychiatrist.co.uk lol

@chaostangent are you hiding in “The Bunker”? Show us the carpets and setteeeeeee!

@h0bx so what you’re saying is that there is still hope yet for a decent Marvel film?

@qikipedia in Chinese, I believe “ma” means both “Mother” and “Horse”.

Just home from my first day @rcktsheffield – went ok I think!

@RealHelenCulver it was broken, and the new one looks pants too!

@emmawhite17 Lord O’ t’ Rings #YorkshireFilms

@djreid90 the first person who says either the books or films are better is going to get a bitchslap!

@markhoppus “How’s life?”

@Lottiekins you said noone ever @’s you! here’s one. @ladygaga give her another! Ah gwan!

@h0bx its grim up North. As always. I wouldn’t really want to be anywhere else. Except maybe Florida.

@Knaughts88 which xbox u got big naughts? New xbox slim has built in wireless.

@h0bx hope all is settling well on your cypriat self at the beeb young sir!

@h0bx Not bad matey. Did you get the gTalk I left you?

@h0bx Congrats matey, not be long before you’re in a shiny office with those shiny clinking ball things making beautiful television for us!

@h0bx I’ve got a zillion tweets. I’m down with the new techz izzit blud.Check out my bad self: http://www.incubus.me.uk

@h0bx Whatever do you mean, good sir?

@simonpegg werewolf/emo/vampire #threewordmovies

@simonpegg is no spoon? #threewordmovies

@Lottiekins Rawr! #bedroomolympics

@Lottiekins Do I get a free copy of Radio Times and a mug of hot soup if I call? Us Silver Surfers need all the interweb help we can get!

@Lottiekins Computer week for the OAPs? You’re all starting about 48 years too soon aren’t you?!? Are you teachlearning the interwebs good?

@StephItaliano @Lottiekins I’ll wipe them. Has she let them get mucky again?!

@Lottiekins, @djreid90 , @StephItaliano – you all working hard then? lol

@mattjwillis you can find her at lottiekins if you would be so kind!

@mattjwillis Please say happy birthday to my girlfriend – she loves you, I’m jealous! Cheers mate!

@Lottiekins happy birthday chick chick! Xxxx

@stephenfry Do u not fink its a gud idea tho innit, like cos uverwise, like English is guna suffer innit in future yeh? Wikid. Lol.

@LeighFrancis – how do you spell “sha ting”!? Sounds a bit like a bottom accident when you see it written down.

@JimCarrey I’ll see your #BOING, good sir, and raise you a #MNEH



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