Monthly Archives: February 2012
First half tonight: Abysmal. Second half tonight: Outstanding. First goal was a very very shmexy little passage of play.
@foxy81 From Lord Hoooooof to Sir Hoooof. Well it’s partly a step up. Isn’t it?!?
Radio Sheffield’s Football Heaven tonight is like the sound of a million suicidal piggies!
@SheffCouncil any chance of filling the potholes on Collegiate Crescent and Broomhall Road in? They’re big enough to swallow small animals.
Nice idea. But will it ever take off? http://t.co/ioh4g9Pb
@djreid90 Happy Birthday mister!
Super Shmexy http://t.co/AUThv1zs – Go and play with it!
What an absolutely stonking start to the new week. Or not. http://t.co/xlDjJhGC
I likey Revenge of the nerd – http://t.co/Vf9tYcS5
@foxy81 The way I look at it is that if you recognise the name of a referee – there’s a good chance it’s because he’s crap.
@Walkerpw @foxy81 What a way to ruin a match before a ball has even been kicked.
Just a few web browsers and testy tools! Need moar! http://t.co/TJGtjOoA
I watched this on vimeo: stereo skifcha http://t.co/8FjmO9Ta and it was good.
I likey 100 Greatest Nicolas Cage Quotes – http://t.co/wAC6WeSj
Unfortunately I was very, very drunk… what’s that you say? New episodes of The Fast Show?! http://t.co/LT0lf3Yx
Brilliant! http://t.co/DwluOPLL
@Squirrelphile hey, I don’t make the rules! Lasagne also doesn’t rhyme with “queen”, “cream” and “green”. But that didn’t stop Noel did it?!
@Squirrelphile it’s a little bit more like “Lass-anne-yerrr” really.
While we’re living the dreams we had as children fade away.
What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea. I’ll pick you up at half past three, we’ll have lasagne.
@Squirrelphile Can’t imagine he would taste very good?
Come on you Red and White Wizaaaaaaaaaaaards!!!
It seems that the populous seem to think that the “public” part of “public toilet” means piss all over the floor and toilet seat.
I can think of a fair few teams I’d like to see this happen to: http://t.co/pan8kvrY
I watched this on vimeo: Temporal Distortion http://t.co/8NVZfZGc and it was good.
Philm 2012: Super 8: Bunch of kids don’t get eaten or squashed by big human-eating-or-sqauashing alien who understands English then leaves.
Facebook is stupid. “People You May Know”, eh? More like “People You Want To Inflict Large Amounts of Pain and Destruction Upon”.
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Next on the list? http://t.co/XNSTyy9b
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Philm 2012: Ninja Assasin: Lots of fighting and random limbage being sliced off. Which obviously meant it was worth watching.
Philm 2012: Super: I thought this was going to be like the American Office in Spandex. I really wasn’t expecting what it actually was.
@foxy81 damn The Costner! Was he not watching her in the bath?!
We’re going to stand around ’till 2012AD. What are you waiting for? A certain shade of green?
Philm 2012: Dead Man’s Shoes: I knew what was in the suitcase before it was even opened.
Philm 2012: Freeze Frame: Lee Evans with bald head and no eyebrows films every second of his life after being falsely accused of murder.
Why is everyone so surprised that Whitney is dead? It’s been on the cards for a few years that one.
William just sent me this pic. Not sure what he’s suggesting. http://t.co/J83co43Q
Argh! Lilliputians! Lilliputians everywhere! Argh! Lilliputians! Lilliputians in my hair!
The FA still haven’t phoned. They’re obviously looking for someone else. Someone without a backbone.
Really though, what’s the point?
I likey Kristen Bell’s Sloth Meltdown – http://t.co/5lA6iwiC
I likey Waiting for a Sloth – Kristen Bell & Ellen Sing! – http://t.co/DGGtnrCr
For that money, or no money at all, I could pick a better team. #philsteerforenglandmanager you know it makes sense.
I don’t feel sorry for Capello at all. He’s done the same thing as how many other England managers? Fuck all. Still picks the same team.
@TonyCowards I wrote a joke about breasts. It wasn’t areola good one.
I likey THE FLIP SIDE (BAR) – http://t.co/FOSaHiTW
@chaostangent Probably because it’s awesome.
You’re the first to fight, you’re way too loud. You’re The flash of light on a burial shroud. I know something’s wrong.
The angry boy a bit too insane. Icing over a secret pain. You know you don’t belong.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt, they said Make one wrong move, man, you wake up dead.
It’s snowing!
Met office Yellow Snow warning for this weekend! Lols. http://t.co/LxNDbIzp
I like Billy Bonkers Photography (5) (http://t.co/mSPYY2TP) via http://t.co/RcxVKLNp
@s24su In Firefox, View > Page Style > No Style. Gets rid of the yellow nicely. Shame you can’t read the page easily though anymore!